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K-pop Idol Simulator

The AI watched six seconds of a music video and shipped this.

Genre:
Simulation
Rating:
K FOR K-POP
Slop Score:
โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…9/10
Release:
Comeback Era (TBA)
About This Slop

Manage a rookie idol group through debut showcases, fan signs, and choreography routines that the AI insists are 'in sync.' Train vocals on a stamina meter that confuses applause with oxygen. The lore mentions a fourth member who never appears on camera and whom no one is allowed to talk about. Light sticks may render as fluorescent tubes.

System Requirements
  • OS:Anything that can hold a fan chant
  • CPU:Eight cores, one bias
  • RAM:Enough for a five-second teaser
  • Storage:One (1) light stick