Super Froggy Ball

Somewhere an AI was asked for a Super Monkey Ball game, misheard exactly one word, and committed completely. So here is a wide-eyed tree frog, sealed in a clear plastic ball, rolling downhill through a world that very clearly wants it gone. There are gaps. There is water. There are logs you cross on pure faith. Lean into the turns, pick up more speed than any frog should be trusted with, and reach the goal before the swamp finishes the math. The frog has concerns. Management shipped it anyway.