NEWK-pop Idol Simulator
The AI watched six seconds of a music video and shipped this.
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About This Slop
Land triple axels on a frozen comet streaking past judges who are themselves crystalline entities. The scoring rubric was generated by a model that has read about gravity but never experienced it. Costumes shed sequins that become permanent particle effects. Includes a story mode about a rivalry the protagonist seems unaware of.
System Requirements
- OS:Any browser the zamboni hasn't run over
- CPU:Cool enough to keep the ice from melting
- RAM:At least one rotation
- Storage:A locker, ideally heated
