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Tooth Fairy Cartel

Wholesale enamel, wholesale problems.

Genre:
Crime / Whimsy
Rating:
T FOR TEETH
Slop Score:
★★★★★★★★★★6/10
Release:
Coming Soon
About This Slop

Climb the ranks of an underground fairy syndicate moving baby teeth across pillow-to-pillow supply lines. Negotiate with rival fairies, evade the dental hygiene authorities, and learn what the AI thinks 'fluoride enforcement' means. The slop machine is still pressing the molds.

System Requirements
  • OS:TBD by the AI
  • CPU:Pending hallucination
  • RAM:32 baby teeth
  • Storage:One velvet pouch
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